DIWATA: ano ang iyong kahilingan?
PANGET: nakikita mo ang mapang ito? Dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito (new york) at sa babaeng nkalaan pra skin.
DIWATA: sorry, hanggang dito lng sa pilipinas ang powers ko, iba na lang ang hilingin mo.
PANGET: sige, maging normal na tao ka na lng at paksalanan mo ako.
DIWATA: patingin nga ng P..... I..ng mapa na yan, at baka magawan ko ng paraan!.
Showing posts with label Funny pick-up lines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny pick-up lines. Show all posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012
120715 - Funny Pick-up lines
Here are the top Funny pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
120714 - Funny Pick-up lines for Guys
Here are the top Funny pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy Maso: Yelo ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Maso: sarap mo kasi ihampas sa pader eh
Friday, July 13, 2012
120713 - Funny Pick-up lines
Here are the top Funny pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy: Pangit ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Wag mo sabihing bakit. Sabihin mo OO!
Thursday, July 12, 2012
120712 - Funny Pick-up lines
Here are the top Funny pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
What is the essence of being a GAY?
"The essence of being gay is that, most people will make fun of us being gay,in that way we will easily make money out of them,to give it handsome boys to have fun with".
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
120710 - Funny Pick-up lines for Guys
Here are the top funny/dirty pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy pick-up: Donut ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy pick-up: Kasi hindi pa kita natitikman, BUTAS ka na.
Monday, July 9, 2012
120709 - Funny Pick-up lines for Guys
Here are the top funny/dirty pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
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