DIWATA: ano ang iyong kahilingan?
PANGET: nakikita mo ang mapang ito? Dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito (new york) at sa babaeng nkalaan pra skin.
DIWATA: sorry, hanggang dito lng sa pilipinas ang powers ko, iba na lang ang hilingin mo.
PANGET: sige, maging normal na tao ka na lng at paksalanan mo ako.
DIWATA: patingin nga ng P..... I..ng mapa na yan, at baka magawan ko ng paraan!.
Sunday, July 15, 2012
120715 - Funny Pick-up lines
Here are the top Funny pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
120714 - Funny Pick-up lines for Guys
Here are the top Funny pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy Maso: Yelo ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Maso: sarap mo kasi ihampas sa pader eh
Saturday, July 14, 2012
120714 - Romantic Pick-up lines
Here are the top Sweet pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy Tago:Hindi naman tayo nagtataguan, di ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Tago:Pero bakit hinahanap hanap kita?
Friday, July 13, 2012
120713 - Romantic Pick-up lines
Here are the top Romantic pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy pick-up: Lumabo man ang mata ko, mananatiling malinaw ang pagtingin ko sayo.
120713 - Funny Pick-up lines
Here are the top Funny pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy: Pangit ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Wag mo sabihing bakit. Sabihin mo OO!
120713 - Love Pick-up lines
Here are the top Cheesy pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy: Kung ako naging si boy pick up....
Hindi na ako ma mimick up....
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi napulot na kita.......
Thursday, July 12, 2012
120712 - Romantic Pick-up lines
Here are the top Romantic pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy pick-up: apat na "M" lang ang masasabi ko.
Girl: bakit?
Boy pick-up: MAHAL KITA, MAHALIN MO AKO, MAGTIWALA KA LANG, MAGTATAGAL TAYO
120712 - Funny Pick-up lines
Here are the top Funny pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
What is the essence of being a GAY?
"The essence of being gay is that, most people will make fun of us being gay,in that way we will easily make money out of them,to give it handsome boys to have fun with".
120711 - Cheesy Pick-up lines
Here are the top cheesy pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy pick-up: Wag kang ma-insecure sa Height mo...
Girl: bakit?
Boy pick-up: Dahil sa puso ko, napakalaki mo
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
120710 - Romantic Pick-up lines
Here are the top sweet pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy pick-up: Susi kaba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy pick-up: pwedeng pa keys?
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
120710 - Funny Pick-up lines for Guys
Here are the top funny/dirty pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
Boy pick-up: Donut ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy pick-up: Kasi hindi pa kita natitikman, BUTAS ka na.
Monday, July 9, 2012
120709 - Romantic Pick-up lines
Here are the top sweet pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
I can't spell ur name because everytime I think of you,
...
I automatically write
I LOVE YOU.
120709 - Funny Pick-up lines for Guys
Here are the top funny/dirty pick-up/chat-up lines to use on girls
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